why get a job when you can get hit by cars and sue the drivers
And then you get injured and possibility die? I don’t think so.
get rich or die tryin dont you know the fuckin motto
I was born at an incredibly young age
i told this to my english teacher and she almost kicked me out of the class
(via weasleyandpotter)
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Animals Without Necks
Omg
It took me a while to realize that the corgi one was shopped.
(via weasleyandpotter)
—what happens to nitrogen when the sun rises
it becomes daytrogen
I’m going to bed.
good nitrogen
sleep tightrogen
don’t let the bed bugs bitrogen
(via weasleyandpotter)
a plastic bag from american apparel literally costs £12
(Source: toocooltobehipster, via baby-you-were-my-picket-fence)
wanna make a secret handshake it involves us touching our mouths together for three hours
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Anna and Jeremy on the set of The Last 5 Years
(Source: sensiblethingtodo, via fuckyeahakendrick)
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what a time to be alive
If you feel bad about yourself just remember this photoset
(via alexisday)
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Tonight’s new episode. What is that, fifteen short graybles so far?
Another Five More Short Graybles
There’s some real bananas stuff in this one! Watch it!
name's dawood, but you can call me doc awk
