Someone just pointed out to me how Anne Frank and Martin Luther King JR. were both born in the same year, but most people associate them as being in complete different points in history.
This blew my mind
okay so this girl in my class was talking about her boyfriend and their relationship and she was like ”he’s the romeo to mu juliet” so i just said ”i’ll be the romeo to your tybalt” and she smiled and said that was sweet
i just told her i wanted to kill her
i hope revving your motorcycle engine in the middle of the night made you feel better about your small penis
today’s date is 11/12/13 and that is very satisfying to me
*sounds of angry americans in the distance*
that is the most satisfying part